This right here is the future of gaming.
Galgun. The world's first (or the first I've ever seen) on-rails groper. Think of it as House of the Dead but instead of zombies you get japanese schoolgirls and instead of shooting them you touch them inappropriately.
But I know what you're thinking and I agree. What good is it groping japanese schoolgirls if there are no tentacles involved?
Well BAM there it is. Here's a video of it in action http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kBWWaUKG7g#t=3m44s
What kind of person would buy this game?